If you’re reading this, there’s a pretty good chance you live for sipping an ice cold brewski. If such is the case, you obviously need the perfect beer Instagram captions to flaunt your favorite hobby all over social media.
If an ice-cold, yeast-filled beverage is everything your heart desires, keep reading for the seven best quotes to use as beer Instagram captions.
For that mirror selfie of you holding up—what else?—a beer:
“I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”
For the pic of you covered up in sweats while sipping beer:
“I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer.”
For the shot of you clinking beer bottles with a pal:
“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.”
For the shot of you sipping beer with no cares in the world:
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
For the cheeky pic of you looking all dolled up with a brew in hand as your best accessory:
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink beer.”
For the photo of you clearly a bit tipsy from one too many brewskis:
“24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”
For the shot of you staring adoringly at your stash:
“To some it’s a six-pack. To me it’s a support group.”
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We understand social distancing is a safety mechanism during these unsettling times, but it can also be extremely dull, and frankly, quite isolating—especially on holidays like St. Patrick’s Day, birthdays, weekends, days that end in “Y”?
All we want to do is go out and let loose with friends, but given our current circumstances, it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen any time soon. Some might frown upon boozing alone, but we’d say the times are callin’ for it at this point.
But are you really having a blast drinking alone, though if you don’t post about it on the ‘gram? These captions show you don’t need a bar to say hakuna moscato.
For when you’re living your best work-from-home life:
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
― Oscar Wilde
For when you’ve finished absolutely every available season of RuPaul’s Drag Race on Hulu:
“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
― Bette Davis
For when it’s been a lackluster day and you’ve officially hit wine o’clock🍷:
“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”
For your post-meditation pick-me-up:
“Drink happy thoughts.”
For when you’re re-evaluating the year’s goals and plans: