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Provocative FLETCHER Lyrics to Use as Instagram Captions for All Your Thirst Traps

February 16, 2021

If your goal is to get a reaction out of people on Instagram, the best FLETCHER lyrics are a great place to start. And by best, we mean most provocative.

The NYU grad-turned-singer-songwriter doesn’t hold back when it comes to dishing on her exes, her sex life and everything in between. Because her self-written raw lyrics come from the heart, they definitely make for the best Instagram captions. Surely whatever you’re doing can resonate in some way with what she has to say.

Whether you’re a huge fan of the “Undrunk” singer, or you’re only here for some quality content for social media, keep reading for the best FLETCHER lyrics to use as Instagram captions.

For the seductive shot of you sucking on a lollipop:

I know you think about me when you kiss her. I left a taste in your mouth, can she taste me now?

-“Bitter”

For the shot of you dripping wet fresh out of the shower:

You dream of me, dressed in white; I dream of you, dressed up in nothin.’

-“Shh…Don’t Say It”

For your next scantily clad bikini shot:

I wanna be young and party; be dumb and never feel sorry; become a freak with my body

-“Forever”

For the pic of you under the covers, revealing your bare shoulders:

If you’re gonna lie, at least do it in my bed.

-“If You’re Gonna Lie”

For your next mirror selfie:

I’ma have the last laugh, ah ’cause the second you forget me is the second that I come right back.

-“Last Laugh”

For the sultry headshot of you looking straight into the camera:

Say that you crave me, will you fixate me?

-“Over My Head”

Need more Instagram caption inspo? Look no further than THESE witty one-liners perfect for your next margarita photo!

Music

Best Lyrics From Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘Drivers License’ to Use as Instagram Captions

January 16, 2021

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, your eyes have surely been reddened by now after listening to the instant sensation that is “Drivers License” by Olivia Rodrigo. The song, believed to be based on a real-life love triangle between Olivia, her on-screen High School Musical: The Musical: The Series boyfriend Joshua Basset, and fellow Disney darling, (aka “that blonde girl”) Sabrina Carpenter. Since no one can get the song out of their head, “Drivers License” Instagram captions are the best way to use those profound lyrics to your benefit.

The tearjerker tune, which features storytelling that’s been compared to Taylor Swift’s, has been praised by the pop star herself. To top it off, Olivia beat Ariana Grande’s “thank u, next” record for most single-day Spotify streams of a non-holiday song. So yeah, this song is a smash. Whether you’re in a relationship, heartbroken or have never been in love, this beautiful ballad will tug at the heartstrings.

Take one look at its heart-wrenching music video below, and then keep scrolling for the best lyrics from “Drivers License” to use as Instagram captions.

For the pic of you proudly flashing your fresh set of keys:

I got my driver’s license last week, just like we always talked about.

For the shot of you leaving the city and heading back home:

Today I drove through the suburbs…

For the aww-worthy pic of you and an older female you look up to:

She’s so much older than me. She’s everything I’m insecure about.

For the cuddly pic of you and your pup:

I know we weren’t perfect, but I’ve never felt this way for no one.

For the pic of you pulling up next to your favorite place that went out of business:

You said forever, now I drive alone past your street.

For the pensive image of you unabashedly heartbroken:

Red lights, stop signs—I still see your face in the white cars, front yards.

For the shot of you ridding your kitchen from booze or junk food:

God, I’m so blue, know we’re through. But I still fucking love you.

If you still need more inspo after browsing through these “Drivers License” Instagram captions, read THESE incredible quotes to accompany pics of you drinking wine!

Food

Best Instagram Captions for Pics of You and an Ice Cold Beer

November 17, 2020

If you’re reading this, there’s a pretty good chance you live for sipping an ice cold brewski. If such is the case, you obviously need the perfect beer Instagram captions to flaunt your favorite hobby all over social media.

If an ice-cold, yeast-filled beverage is everything your heart desires, keep reading for the seven best quotes to use as beer Instagram captions.

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For that mirror selfie of you holding up—what else?—a beer:

“I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.” 

-Sid Vicious

For the pic of you covered up in sweats while sipping beer:

“I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer.”

-Johnny Damon

For the shot of you clinking beer bottles with a pal:

“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.”

-Tina Fey

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For the shot of you sipping beer with no cares in the world:

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”

-Dave Barry

For the cheeky pic of you looking all dolled up with a brew in hand as your best accessory:

“Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink beer.”

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

(Instagram via @savain016)

For the photo of you clearly a bit tipsy from one too many brewskis:

“24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.” 

-H.L. Mencken

For the shot of you staring adoringly at your stash:

“To some it’s a six-pack. To me it’s a support group.” 

-Leo Durocher

If you love beer as much as we do, click HERE for six delicious hard ciders you need to try immediately!

Food

The Best Instagram Captions For All Your Fall Cocktails

September 17, 2020

Whether you’re warm and cozy by the fire with wine, or out on the porch with a crisp cider, we’ve pretty sure you want to capture the comforting moment on Instagram.

Scroll through below for all the cute, snappy captions you’ll need for your boozy autumn nights! 🍂✨

For when you’re mixing a new pumpkin-based cocktail that isn’t pumpkin spice:

“Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed.”

– Unknown

For an autumn-seasoned rum cider cocktail pic:

“Spice, spice baby.”

– Unknown

For your warm and delicious mulled wine post:

“Warm drinks, warm heart.”

– Unknown

For the basic white wine photo with a blanket:

“The only thing getting lit this weekend are my fall scented candles.”

– Unknown

For your next glass of wine paired with your favorite gourd:

“Squash Goals.”

– Unknown

For your ghastly Halloween delights:

“It’s just a bunch of Hocus Pocus!”

– Unknown

For the shot of your refreshment with an autumn-themed garnish:

“If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone.”

– Unknown

Need some more fall cocktail content? HERE are the best autumn drink recipe videos we found on TikTok!

Lifestyle

All the Summer #Staycation Instagram Captions You’ll Need This Season

August 26, 2020

The sunnier months may look a little different than we anticipated or hoped this year, but that doesn’t mean you can’t glow all out on the ‘gram anyway💁🏽😎. 

Scroll below for a few on point #Staycation captions for your summer lounge pics.

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For your ultra-relaxed hammock shot: 

“Relax, renew, refresh.”

— Unknown

For late nights and early morning coffee in bed: 

“I like to stay in bed. It’s too peopley outside.”

— Unknown

For the pic of you and your girls drinking White Claw on the lawn: 

“We’re cool for the summer.”

— Demi Lovato

For soaking up the sunshine and journaling by your window: 

“My goal is to build a life I don’t need a vacation from.” 

— Rob Hill Sr.

For an awfully adorable shot of you and your pup enjoying the fresh air:

“Paradise is anywhere you want it to be.”

— Unknown

For the Polaroid of your outdoor summer sanctuary (complete with candles): 

“Some people look for a beautiful place. Others make a beautiful place.”

— Hazrat Inayat Khan

For when you’re secretly daydreaming about the Bahamas: 

“If your work requires you to travel, you will understand that there’s no vacation destination like home.”

Park-Chan Wook

In need of some more Instagram caption inspo? HERE are the best quotes to accompany pics of you drinking White Claw!

Food

Best Quotes to Use as Instagram Captions for When You’re Drinking Alone

March 17, 2020

We understand social distancing is a safety mechanism during these unsettling times, but it can also be extremely dull, and frankly, quite isolating—especially on holidays like St. Patrick’s Day, birthdays, weekends, days that end in “Y”?

All we want to do is go out and let loose with friends, but given our current circumstances, it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen any time soon. Some might frown upon boozing alone, but we’d say the times are callin’ for it at this point.

But are you really having a blast drinking alone, though if you don’t post about it on the ‘gram? These captions show you don’t need a bar to say hakuna moscato.

For when you’re living your best work-from-home life:

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

― Oscar Wilde

For when you’ve finished absolutely every available season of RuPaul’s Drag Race on Hulu:

“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”

― Bette Davis 

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The best medicine 😋 • • • • •

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For when it’s been a lackluster day and you’ve officially hit wine o’clock🍷:

“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”

― Rumi

For your post-meditation pick-me-up:

“Drink happy thoughts.”

―Unknown

For when you’re re-evaluating the year’s goals and plans:

“Stop and smell the rosé.”

―Unknown

For when you just need a break from the news:

“We all deserve an alcoholiday.”

―Unknown

For your very adult shut-in lunch:

“Might be water, might be vodka.”

―Unknown

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This is what we call an adult lunch. 🍞🍓

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